We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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