my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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