Where is the hickey?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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