Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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