Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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