clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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