Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize