About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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