if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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