i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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