He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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