Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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