I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
tell me about the fingering
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