yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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