I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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