I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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