its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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