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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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