the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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