HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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