i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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