I just pynch a tree in the face
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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