She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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