we have officially lost it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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