I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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