we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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