break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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