shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Your penis caused this!
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