Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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