if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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