Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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