Don't you send me to vm
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I love having hate sex.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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