I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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