I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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