I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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