I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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