I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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