Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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