Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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