It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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