How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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