There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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