Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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