can u get pink eye on your cock?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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