Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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