He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His nipple licking is glorious
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