Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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