Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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