Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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