The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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