ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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